February 10, 1998
St. Louis, Missouri
Office of Dr. Duck
Welcome to Dr. Duck's Office.
You don't need an appointment so come on in and
roam around. The duck season never
closes here. The purpose of this site is
to show off a few of the people that I hunt with
in Missouri, Oklahoma and Arkansas.
Future plans will be to have some guest 'columnist' give us their
opinions about duck hunting and the outdoors in general.
At the moment I'm playing around with the
idea of a talk group, but that is in the future.
Got a photo that you are real proud of?
Click the e-mail button
at the bottom of the
page and we'll see if we can't paste your mug
on the wall. While your at it, write a few
lines about what the hunting is like or
the particulars of where the photo was taken. If
you got a big buck or caught a lunker, we just
might be able to post that also.
Here in Dr. Duck's Office, we want to try and answer
the questions about why "perfectly
sane" individuals get up at 4a.m. to go duck hunting.
If your wife/family/co-workers/boss
asks you why, tell them you've got a doctor's
excuse and that you are under 'professional'
care. Tell'em Dr. Duck approves of the course
This is a non commercial site, i.e.
I ain't gonna make any money off it. If the site grows
to where it becomes a large expense, then and
only then, will I accept donations. ( bribes
are another story).
I've read some of the more formal 'commercial'
sites don't allow Joe Average Hunter to say
he has some decoys that he'd like to unload
because the Warden( wife) says "she's going to
leave if he doesn't get rid of some of that junk."
Well, I'm not going to add to the poor
spineless creature's humiliation by saying you
can't post that here( if we get a talk group).
To those of you that are Alumni of FIU or currently
attending classes at same, this counts
as extra credit. For those that don't know
about FIU, either e-mail me or go to Hoosier
Duck Blind. Be warned The Duck
Blind isn't for the faint of heart. An alternative
is to go to the SPAV
( 'Debating Society') where FI's and FE's come together to
topics of the day. Of course, if I decide
to put a talk group together your opinions will be
welcome. Thanks and please sign the guest
FI till I Die